L’Art de la Séduction
(Looks familiar, no?)
Recently, my bestest was in town on her yearly pilgrimage to the land of Reality TV. [1] While here she purchased a book entitled The Art of Seduction[2] to help me improve in some departments.[3] Without going into great detail the book uses historical events and people to demonstrate how seduction won them over into getting a love or power. It’s brilliant. The thing is I have gotten nothing from it but a shear love and passion for historical figures and events.
P.S. My personality is probably the most amazing one.[4] The attributes are the most normal, realistic and eye-catching.
– The Charismatic
[1] Life here [Pittsburgh… specifically relating to Chathamites] really could be a show. ABC, NBC, TLC, Style, Fox….jump on this Prime Rib before it’s gone. CBS…we aren’t that desperate.
[2] Yes, it does sound sexy. No, it really is not.
[3] I thought my motor skills worked just fine.
[4] Not tooting my own horn, but it is. Honestly, if anyone is going to believe I am pretty awesome it has to start from within. So there you go.